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Not the Garden (Harry/Ginny, drabble)

raindropsandhope answered your post: Drabbles!?

Something wedding-y? H/G or J/L

Harry was drunk—tremendously, outrageously, hilariously drunk—and Ginny didn’t quite know what to do about it.

Sfffpiffing weddin’,” he slurred, bumbling around the folding chair she’d snatched from the reception tent and stashed on the far side of her parents’ garden where hopefully no wedding guests would spot The Chosen One falling all over himself in a drunken daze. “You think, Gin? G’d wedding? Gin?”

“It was a lovely wedding,” Ginny agreed, attempting to maneuver some of his flopping limbs into the unaccommodating chair. An errant elbow nearly poked out her eye. “Hey—ooph—oh, for Merlin’s sake, Harry, just sit down!”

“T’Audrey and Percy!” he crowed, but did indeed throw himself down into the chair as ordered, though so enthusiastically that the momentum caused him to slip right off again, toppling inelegantly to the hard ground. He lay prone on his back upon the grass, his legs still hanging crookedly off the chair seat. He snorted and giggled. “Oops.”

“I’m going to kill Charlie,” Ginny muttered, watching her boyfriend continue to squirm about the grass like a ruddy flobberworm. “What the bloody hell did he give you to drink?”

Ginny,” Harry said, in a whisper that was not even remotely close to a whisper. “C’mere.”

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Anonymous asked: "jily coffeshop au"

I threw in some Modern!AU too, because, why not? Also because I’ve done this one before, so it’s a nice contrast.

This paper was going to be the end of her, Lily decided, glaring mutinously at her laptop screen and willing the word document to somehow double in length in the next six hours. What had she been thinking, taking a bloody literature class? She was a maths person. She had always been a maths person. Complex calculus? Simple. Non-Euclidean geometry? She was your girl. Metaphors? Yeah, not so much. And yet she’d somehow stumbled her way into a Romantics seminar. What utter rot.

"Ah. A Keats fan, then?"

Lily glanced up, eyes bleary, to find one of the coffee shop’s baristas standing beside her table. He was tall and lanky, with the shop’s standard dark green apron hanging off his limbs like it didn’t quite know how to fit among all the sharp edges. His hair was dark and loafed about like it had a mind of its own, while a pair of wire specs perched neatly upon his long nose. In one hand, he held a skinny paper coffee cup. The other tapped gently at her poetry book.

"Actually, right now I reckon I’m inching toward TB’s side of things," Lily answered, sighing lightly. "Keats may have deserved it."

The barista’s lips quirked. "Ah, well. Two sides to every story and all." He placed the foam cup atop the poetry book. "Coffee."

"Er, no. I haven’t ordered anything."

"No, you haven’t. Ordered for you, actually." He twisted the cup, and there on the stark white curve, a name and number was written in thick, black ink.

JAMES 07914 483 219

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Drabbles!?

So in honor of reaching my next thousand followers (!?!!??!)…

…let’s write some drabblessss! Or attempt to, anyway. And preferably more than one, seeing as I usually ask for prompts and get a bushel and then write, like, half a drab, sorrysorryfailfaillll.

Got any prompts? =D

Anonymous asked: "Have you ever see Les Miserable"

I’m thinking you have.

Anonymous asked: "Bee you are adorable you do you (and I hope the bug doesn't have any bloodthirsty friends for your sake)"

You and me both, sista.

bcdaily:

bcdaily:

There was a giant bug in my room and I tried to kill it like three times but only managed to maim it and then it was sitting on my window shade so I threw a shoe at it and the window shade zipped up and I think it may have been the end of the bug but I don’t know because I thought I’d killed the bug before but in fact did not and what if it’s just playing at being dead again and I go to lower the window shade again and the thing flies out I will probably have a heart attack so the moral of this story is a) I am terrified to go to sleep, and b) hullo, neighbors, here’s a free look into my room because I cannot lower my window shade.

UPDATE IT IS NOT DEAD FUCK IT IS NOT DEAD NO

OKAY NOW IT’S DEAD BUT WHAT IF IT HAS FRIENDS?

bcdaily:

There was a giant bug in my room and I tried to kill it like three times but only managed to maim it and then it was sitting on my window shade so I threw a shoe at it and the window shade zipped up and I think it may have been the end of the bug but I don’t know because I thought I’d killed the bug before but in fact did not and what if it’s just playing at being dead again and I go to lower the window shade again and the thing flies out I will probably have a heart attack so the moral of this story is a) I am terrified to go to sleep, and b) hullo, neighbors, here’s a free look into my room because I cannot lower my window shade.

UPDATE IT IS NOT DEAD FUCK IT IS NOT DEAD NO

There was a giant bug in my room and I tried to kill it like three times but only managed to maim it and then it was sitting on my window shade so I threw a shoe at it and the window shade zipped up and I think it may have been the end of the bug but I don’t know because I thought I’d killed the bug before but in fact did not and what if it’s just playing at being dead again and I go to lower the window shade again and the thing flies out I will probably have a heart attack so the moral of this story is a) I am terrified to go to sleep, and b) hullo, neighbors, here’s a free look into my room because I cannot lower my window shade.

licorandjazz asked: "Have you read any Jily lately?"

Oh god, it’s been ages. Got any good recs? I’m always on the lookout.

rackell-balleys:

Finally did number two.

Thank you Bee and JK.

Aha, need to sort my hair out, and buy green contacts.

ROUND TWO, GUYS

thundersshadow reblogged your post It took me five aggravating episodes s… and added:

How is it so far? I loved the first few books in the series but didn’t want to watch the show because I was scared it’d ruin how I felt about Jamie<3 hahaha

Truth time: I never even finished the first Outlander book. It was just so long and it took so long to get into and it had that early 90s heavy hand writing…I know, I know. Blasphemy in Romance World. But what can you do?

So I’m negative percent helpful in the book vs. TV show comparison, but I’m certainly enjoying Jamie. And the show overall. So I’ll endorse from a purely television-based perspective. 


"I don’t think this is what Hermione had in mind when she suggested you help me revise."
Harry met Ginny’s eyes with a practiced angelic expression, “No?”
She shook her head, not falling for his act even for a moment. Almost unconsciously, he reached up to gently brush her bangs from her cheek and continued, “I’m surprised we even made it to the library, actually.”
"No thanks to you. You realize I’ll blame you if I fail my OWLs?"
"Of course. But you won’t fail." [x]

"I don’t think this is what Hermione had in mind when she suggested you help me revise."

Harry met Ginny’s eyes with a practiced angelic expression, “No?”

She shook her head, not falling for his act even for a moment. Almost unconsciously, he reached up to gently brush her bangs from her cheek and continued, “I’m surprised we even made it to the library, actually.”

"No thanks to you. You realize I’ll blame you if I fail my OWLs?"

"Of course. But you won’t fail." [x]

It took me five aggravating episodes streamed from various sites to realize that I could’ve been watching Outlander on my sister’s StarzPlay account the whole time.

Are you trying to update Comm?????

No. I was trying to finally upload Tents, Tea, and Rubbish, but FFnet does not seem to be in support of this plan.

Maybe it’s just temporal and the page it’s just not working well. Try tomorrow? Then we’d complain with you. What about publishing your own book? ;)

I tried it a few days ago too and was getting the same issue, so maybe it’s a bug of some sort? Or my browser? But I’ve tried it and Chrome and IE, and neither are working. Maybe my computer is just being weird. Blehh.

Publishing my own book will take a bit more time than publishing an old story on FFnet, but I’m working on that, too. ;)

kookynish asked: "so ummm. just making sure you know that tswift has a tumblr now. taylorswift. and she just reblogged a taylor gif."

My day just got so much better.